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Friday, July 07, 2006

Adolescent Poetry Generator

http://www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/

And while we're raving about Elsewhere.org, I figured I might as well throw in a link to another classic of his: the random adolescent poetry generator.

Refresh the page to generate a new, randomly constructed poem that looks like it could have been written by a desperate-to-be-considered-deep 11th-grader.

The poem is always called "I Am" by The Aggregate Kid.

hahaha

Bad/Random Band Names

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956

List of this year's worst real band names. Not surprisingly, I like a lot of these band names.

Thanks to Ezzie for link.

On a related note, check out Communications from Elsewhere's random band name generator:

http://www.elsewhere.org/bandname

I love this thing. Hours of fun...so great. Refresh the page for new fake/random band names.

Highlights from my recent most session:
  • -A Fistful of Hands
  • -Temple of Puddles
  • -Stone Claypool and the Blind Hog Routine
  • -puritycat
  • -dudejuggler
I bet a lot of the bands from the first link used this link to pick a name. I would have.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Camel Toads

http://homepage.mac.com/spmeister/cameltoads.jpg

funny advice column about a poor old lady who doesn't know what cameltoes are. (if you yourself don't know what cameltoes are, i advise you to read this.)

haha

Thanks to Sevin for the link!

Saturnine Titanian

http://saturnvi.blogspot.com/

Masterfully-written blog about the life of Proto Rothschild, an inhabitant of Titan, one of Saturn's moons.